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I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut in his face. two rough don't make a right take you parents for example, I s scary that people like you have a place in this world, when you try to boil a lobster, it screams before, bc it saw your face. Is there an app I can download to make you disappear? The middle one has to be you, An old teacher asked her student: “If I say ‘I am beautiful’, which tense is that?” The student replied: “It’s obviously past.”, oh shit honey your teeth are so big if you took a bite out of crime the world would be a lot better. enticing. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being. So, collectively we've kind of abandoned the roasted veggie tray as an option. I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. Everyone brings happiness to a room. Aug 30, 2020 - Explore Shekinah's board "roast people" on Pinterest. Here, you can forget about all the deadlines, your mom, and anything else that sucks. Remember to vote for your favorite one at the end and share it. I would roast you, but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash. dont be ashamed of yourself, thats your parents job! Then vote for it at the page end.

you're IQ is the reason humans arnt on mars yet. No, no. You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. OMG IK UR SOLE MATE. The bad man, the bad girl brings a little comrade and then he leave Now that we have your attention, get our awesomely funny app from Apple App Store for free. I grew up.

If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass. Don't worry, i'll be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you! Get it because it's faster than the guy who's running to pee.

Pick one of these 49 most savage roasts as your favorite and use it when necessary. Your breath is the reason for climate change. Your so dumb i bet before you watched IT you thought Pennywise was an atm. Your friends would be amused. I want ya dead anyway . When u were born ur mum said that u where a treasure...! I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

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Your face is fine but you have to put a bag over that personality. I do when I enter, you do when you leave. dude you belong in the fucking trash bc of ur trashy personality. Roses are red violets are blue I look pretty but what the fuck happened to you?

do you hear that? Looking to roast your friends with the most savage good roasts list? I thought you only spoke trash. elegant. oh oh your the bitch who is talking to me? 5 Best Roasting Quotes. I’d smack you, but that would be animal abuse. Most places just don't have them and when you do finally find one, it's often overdone, underdone, or marinated in some sort of horrid flavor. flirty. You sound reasonable… Time to up my medication. Unfortunately, some people just suck at taking the piss out of their fellow man, but fear not! "We're you born in a highway? ur fat "noim skinny " just like your mom", i bet your in your mmommas bascment i bet it spells like a stank he, i bet yo dad in yo mom bascment i bet he alr died, Wow I didn't know i looked like a fat ass, tell that to your girl, Roses are red violet are blue I went blind just because your cat like a 600lbs woman you made me blind. You might want to tuck it back in. If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents. man you and your whack rap again why don't you explain my rhymes hit you harder than a train to bad you have no brain i eat you up spit you out you know what am all about no pain no game thats my nickname all the haters fall back or else ill attack those are my last rhymes am out i gotta hit the route. fun. I might be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid. You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. I’m jealous of people who don’t know you. Magic shodow. I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home. The more things they say the more true it becomes!! Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back. If you like these mean roast jokes, please share this page with your friends now. A woman passing by remarks: “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you’d lift your hat to a lady.” He replies: “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”, Whenever your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me”, the answer to that is: “That’s the point.”. Also, read the types of fun drinking games to be played at our next house party. YOUR COCK IS SO SMALL YOU PISS ON YOUR BALLS. Plus, this page has really mean roast jokes you can tell your friends and co-workers. No, no. It’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand. what happened to you it looks like corona just hit un ur area. If you like these savage roasts, you’ll also like this list of really funny comebacks, insults, and burns. I suggest you do a little soul searching. have you ever considered not trying to be an idiot? This is what she responded with "well, my parents chose me. There's hope yet, in the form of this list of blisteringly devastating barbs and burns we found on the internet and put together that's guaranteed to send their recipients into a spiral of lethal despair and incurable self-loathing. Ya couldn't rap if ya tried. My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you. Nuthin but a wanna-be cool . This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. Light travels faster than sound. “We turn the good girls bad, then the bad girls break the good mans heart and now the good man’s bad. If laughter was the best medicine your face would cure the world, my phone battery lasts longer than ur relationships, If I wanted to commit suicide, I would just jump from your ego to your IQ, Yo mamma so fat the whole world now knows why you look fucked up, if i had a child you will be compared to it by everyone. Everyone has the right to be stupid sometimes, but you are REALLY abusing the privilege. You're calling me gay? I bet your face would melt if I put a candle to it, because all it is, is plastic! I want to meet your family. A really good roasted veggie tray is hard to come by.